“What is this? A Bong for Ants?!"

What do you mean, “decide”? It’s just part of my morning routine. I don’t decide to brush my teeth, I just do it.

I always take a little puff from my bong before work. I’m in the service industry and I’m a lot more chatty and friendly if I have a little buzz.

Last week though, I made the mistake of taking a second puff before my shift. I immediately knew it was a mistake when I walked in; the place was packed, line-up out the door, both the manager and owner on the line. I just hid in the dish pit and cleaned dishes (rather slowly, but goddamn they were sparkling afterwards).

Pretty sure my bosses noticed but I’m still one of their most reliable and experienced employees so they didn’t say anything except “you look a bit groggy today” :P

Is this dynavap ? hehe